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AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crops Grown:	3207
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Void Armor Forged:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Potions Brewed:	179	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3936	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

CharactActorCraft

Actor, Beloved, career, Casting, CharactActorCraft, Character, Entertainment, FAMOUS, film, iconic, memorable, on-screen, Performance, Personality, portrayal, Role, stereotype, talent, television, typecast, unforgettable

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated lands of our Minecraft server when suddenly you stumble upon a player who looks EXACTLY like a famous actor. But not just any actor, oh no. This player IS that actor, in all their glory. You can only see them as the iconic character they played, whether it’s a swashbuckling pirate, a wizard with a lightning scar, or a talking raccoon with a penchant for thievery. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the lines between reality and fiction are hilariously blurred. Who knows, you might even run into a player who looks suspiciously like a certain actor who always plays a lovable goofball. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wacky adventures begin!

CraftyKorean4DayWeek

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4258
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. one time, a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it as a hat. we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. it’s lit, fam. come join the fun before the llamas take over and make everyone wear sombreros. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

CraftyWordArt

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchantments Applied:	124	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

so, like, you know when you try to draw words in minecraft and they look like a 5-year-old scribbled them? well, on this server, you can only write words in the most artistic way possible. no more ugly signs or chat messages, only beautiful, elegant words that will make you feel like a calligraphy master.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they wear funky space suits and trade in intergalactic goods. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and if you’re into parkour, we have a course that’s so insane, even the most skilled players will struggle. it’s like the olympics of minecraft parkour, with obstacles that will make you question your sanity.

so, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to experience something truly unique and wacky, come join us. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world?

SkinToneCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1470	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	5141
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a skin color for every mood! Feeling blue? We got you covered. Feeling green with envy? We’ve got that too! Join us and let your true colors shine in the most colorful Minecraft server around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the creepers have killer dance moves?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive dance parties). Join us today and let the fun begin!

Nijisanji’s Last Stand Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Potions Brewed:	186	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Buildings Constructed:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have transformed from a wholesome vtuber agency to the most chaotic and hilarious server in the west! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil corporations and taking down virtual villains in epic Minecraft showdowns.

Our server is filled with crazy characters and insane storylines, like the time when our resident cat vtuber accidentally turned into a creeper and blew up half of our base. Or when our fearless leader tried to tame a dragon but ended up setting the entire forest on fire.

But don’t worry, we also have peaceful moments where we come together to build magnificent structures and create beautiful landscapes. So come join us on our wild adventures and see why Nijisanji is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans!