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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5490 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9865 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!
Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and flex on all the noobs. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We got you covered. Need to tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding? We got that too.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots lasers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us in July for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, blockheads!
