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Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	353790
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	41	Players Killed by Monsters:	841
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

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lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8739	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Gods Slained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

1 thing he did wrong, blunder, Daisy, error, Fault, faux pas, Flaw, Minecraft, miscalculation, misdeed, mishap, misjudgment, misstep, mistake, name.., Offense, Oopsie, oversight, Server, slip-up, transgression, wrongdoing

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	307808	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312

ANONYMOUS, smp

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
New Chunks Explored:	492954	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	55	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	14

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWAB and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. They danced the night away, dodging exploding dance moves and arrow shots like pros. It was a night to remember, until the party was crashed by a gang of zombie villagers demanding brain smoothies.

But that’s not all! On KWAB, you can also participate in our annual llama racing competition, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with flying chickens and exploding pigs. The winner gets a crown made out of diamond blocks and bragging rights for life!

So come join KWAB, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue ender dragon). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

XenosMC

armor sets, Bosses, cave mining, cells, custom mines, Dark Auction, ENERGY, Generators, GKits, Guards, king of the hill, Koth, Masks, meteors, Minecraft, Mini Games, Ore rushes, outposts, overworld bandits, Pickaxe Enchants, pickaxe upgrade, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, PvP enchants, Raiding, Raiding system, Server, shards currencies

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Emeralds Found:	9826	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Minecraft Prions Server with a custom cave mining and pickaxe upgrade system. – Various custom mines, Meteors, and Ore rushes – Custom Guards – Custom energy and shards currencies – Custom Gkits – Custom Bosses – Custom Outposts – Custom Cells, Generators and Raiding system – Custom pvp and pickaxe enchants – Custom armor sets and masks – Custom overworld bandits – King Of The Hill (Koth) – Prestige and Pickaxe Prestige – Custom Dark Auction (Outbid other players)

play.xenosmc.net

ContentMine – 1.20.80-1.21.40 Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, bonus codes, BUILD, Community, ContentMine, creativity, Events, Friends, game modes, imagination, lags, Minecraft, Possibilities, Rewards, Server, smooth play, stable operation, Survival, Youtubers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

ContentMine is an exciting Minecraft server for all lovers of creativity and survival! Here you will find:A variety of game modes: from classic survival to creative mode. Friendly community: take part in events, build together with other players and find new friends. Unique features: bonus codes, special rewards, and YouTubers. Stable operation: the server is optimized for smooth play without lags. Join ContentMine and start your adventure in a world where the possibilities are limited only by your imagination! ?

Mc.contentmine.ru:25633

Middle Class Meltdown Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Class, Competition, consumerism, Corporations, Economic shift, Economy, Globalization, income, Job, market, Meltdown, middle, middle class, Minecraft, products, purchasing power, Relevance, Server, Technology, third worlders, Usa, wealth gap, Workforce

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the middle class in the USA and third worlders making only 200 USD per year. Who will come out on top? Who will buy the corporations products? It’s a showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! ChatGPT is also in the mix, making everyone’s job irrelevant. Can you outsmart an AI and save the day? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride full of laughs, epic battles, and insane stories that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t regret it!