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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9850 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8760 | New Chunks Explored: | 743678 |
Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Mines Excavated: | 4161 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 3791 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 148 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!