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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 1629 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!
