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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7734 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 1799 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”
well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.
plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.
so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.
