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bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

4ging2productiveconvos, Accessibility options, April Fools’ Day events, Bigotry, Forging, illegal content, Minecraf, Misinformation, Moderator Advocate, Moderator Code of Conduct, Moderator Roadshows, Open Letter, reddit, Reddit API, Reddit Secret Santa, Remember the human, Return to Productive Conversation, Server, showerthoughts, Spam reduction, user agreement, Volunteer moderators, Washington Post

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official twitter, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, tutorial, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	6719
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

putinwarnsmcserver

aggression, arms race, conflict escalation, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, national security, Nuclear deterrence, political rhetoric, putin, putinwarnsmcserver, russia, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Mines Excavated:	1820	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!

russiawepz4u

aggression, arms race, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, nuclear weapons, Power projection, putin, russia, russiawepz4u, SECURITY, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, russia gonna give long-range weapons to other peeps to hit the west”? well, that’s just a typical tuesday on our minecraft server!

join us for some epic pvp battles where u can use long-range weapons to strike down ur enemies from afar. we got crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers that shoot out of ur butt (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

plus, our community is full of hilarious peeps who will keep u laughing all day long. we have a secret underground dance party every saturday night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

so, what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s show putin that we don’t need his weapons to have a good time!