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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8073 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1743 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
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Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama and ego-stroking of the real world. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about someone getting in your face and demanding a fist bump – unless, of course, you want to challenge them to a virtual fist fight in the game!
So come join us and let’s keep things strictly business – Minecraft business, that is. Let’s build, explore, and have a laugh at the expense of all the Cartmans out there. See you in the virtual world!
