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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3684 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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