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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4303 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!
We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!
