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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3468 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
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