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Girl Power Craft

Apology, Bad Luck, Craft, emotions, ex girlfriends, ex wife, Father, FLIRTED, fortune, ghosting, girl, hate, ignored, mid aged, Monsters, Mother, Narcissistic, power, rope, seen, single, sob story, Women

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	777
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Crops Grown:	1982	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind all the toxic relationships and heartbreaks. On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting ghosted or dealing with narcissistic monsters.

Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your new virtual friends who will never ignore your messages or leave you on seen.

Don’t rope yourself tonight, join our server and turn your bad luck into good fortune! Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

KraftyKrautCraft

German comprehension, German course, German culture, German education, German exercises, German fluency, German grammar, german language, German lessons, German practice, German pronunciation, German reading, German study abroad, German tutor, German vocabulary, German writing, German-speaking, KraftyKrautCraft, language learning, learn German, study German

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9864	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Animals Bred:	147
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Join our Minecraft server and learn German in the most epic way possible! Our expert language teachers have created a virtual classroom where you can mine for vocabulary words, build grammar structures, and battle against other players in German-speaking mobs!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can travel back in time to ancient Germany and help defend the castle against invading hordes of umlaut-wielding warriors. Or, if you prefer a more peaceful approach, you can build your own German village and trade with other players for schnitzel and sauerkraut!

So why wait? Join our hilarious Minecraft server today and become a German-speaking master in no time! Prost! 🍻

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

ass, banter, CHEEKY, Clever, cleverness, COMEBACK, funny, GRASS, humor, JOKE, Minecraft, playful, pun, RETALIATION, Sass, Server, taunt, teasing, threat, weedwacker, WeedwackeRyS, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

#Automotive, CAR, Crafty, DRIVE, drivers, funny, humor, internet culture, Perception, pixels, public opinion, satire, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Style, SUV, suvs, Transportation, tweet, Vehicle, viral

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Towns Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	7174	Dragon Eggs Found:	3560

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	4985
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?