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The Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Potions Brewed:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Villages Defended:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	276
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4662

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Farms Harvested:	462
Potions Brewed:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	3399
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Emeralds Found:	6250	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mines Excavated:	2931	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	New Chunks Explored:	215149

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Votes:	4743
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!