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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4311 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 3563 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.
