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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4706 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?