Our server is the ideal place for anyone who is tired of cleaning up after their significant other’s messy bathroom habits. Say goodbye to screaming matches over poop on the toilet seat and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the poop drama behind for good. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your bathroom woes? Don’t be the asshole for screaming at your boyfriend, just join us and game on without any poop-related distractions!
Just like this player’s mom, we understand the importance of respecting your belongings and not randomly getting rid of them. Imagine logging in to find all your hard-earned loot gone because someone decided they didn’t like it anymore – not on our server!
We guarantee that your virtual wardrobe will stay intact, and you can trust us to never pull a sneaky move like this player’s mom. So come join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience, where your items are always safe and sound. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the fun and had to stay away. Rumor has it that the virus tried to log on, but got banned for griefing other players’ builds. Now it’s just lurking in the shadows, jealous of all the laughter and joy happening on our server.
So come on over and join the party! Build giant toilet paper statues, have socially distanced dance parties, and fight off zombie viruses with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs the real world when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building massive castles out of wool. Join forces with them and conquer the land with your llama army!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers. Watch them bust a move to the latest hits while you gather resources in this funky new world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Remember, on our server, she will never come back!
Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll receive a special power-up that lets you turn into a block of cheese whenever you want. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move.
But that’s not all – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where unicorns roam free and players can ride on the backs of dragons. Plus, we have a special mini-game where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So what are you waiting for? Join 18046 Nintendo today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave!
Our server is like no other, with custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, secret underground cities populated by friendly zombies, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Cow, whose milk is said to grant immortality (or at least a really strong stomach).
So why wait? Join our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, adventure, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have exploding llamas and gravity-defying pigs to keep you entertained? Life may be tough, but on our server, at least you can respawn and try again.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and endless laughs as we build, explore, and maybe even sneak in a little NSFW content on the side. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our players who also enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure and some adult entertainment on the side.
So why wait? Come join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun and maybe a few surprises along the way. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless it ends up on our Discord server, of course).
Build your own Great Wall of China to keep out the mobs, or create a panda sanctuary to protect those adorable little guys from the heat.
Join us for some crazy adventures and see if you can survive the unpredictable weather patterns. Who needs real life when you can have all this chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get building, fam!
| Server Information | Details |
|---|---|
| Server Type | No-griefing economy SMP |
| Server Launch Date | October 2018 |
| Server Features |
|
| Technical Information |
|
| Links |
|
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I grief on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on HearthCraft. |
| Are there pay-to-win features on the server? | No, there are no pay-to-win perks available on the server. |
| Is there a world reset on the server? | No, the server will never reset its world. |
| How can I claim land on the server? | You can use the land claiming feature available on HearthCraft. |
| What is the server difficulty? | The server difficulty is set to Hard. |
| Can I teleport randomly on the server? | Yes, you can use the /wild command for random teleportation. |