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Minecraft SMP – /poe2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General – formerly /poeg/

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	New Chunks Explored:	586875
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we drop Twitch subs like they’re hot and give out pets like candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that the standalone PC client will only be available for download at 5pm on Thursday, December 5th (PST). It’s like getting into a secret club, but with blocks and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Path of Exile 2 Early Access, complete with an opening cinematic that will blow your mind. Endgame content? We’ve got it. Teasers? We’ve got those too. It’s like a whole new world of adventure waiting for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a global chat with the most outrageous players around. Previous players are raving about it, so don’t miss out!

Europrison Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could land you in virtual prison. But hey, who doesn’t love a little danger in their gaming experience?

We’ve got crazy challenges that will have you questioning your sanity, like building a house out of nothing but TNT or trying to survive a night surrounded by a horde of angry chickens.

And if you think you’re tough enough to handle it, we’ve even got a special “Hard Time” mode where you’ll be locked up in a virtual cage if you break too many blocks. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode, but with a side of chaos.

So come on, join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and hilarity that will have you coming back for more. Oof, indeed!

Rate My PC Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1004	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers that can’t handle your epic gaming rig? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players with the most badass PCs! Why? Because our server is so intense, it’ll make your computer sweat harder than a creeper in a cactus farm.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while your graphics card screams for mercy. Our server is so hardcore, even the Endermen are afraid to teleport in. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a whole night without your PC exploding, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So if you think your PC can handle the heat, come join us on the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Just remember to bring a fire extinguisher for your CPU, because things are about to get lit!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	442530	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Monokuma’s killing game? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Class Trial!

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with more drama than a Danganronpa game. You’ll never know who’s gonna betray you next or who’s gonna pull a crazy plot twist out of nowhere.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the ultimate summer camp experience. Forget s’mores and campfire songs, we’ve got Monokuma leading the activities and a killer lurking around every corner. Will you survive the summer camp from hell?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride that’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and watch your back at all times. Happy mining, hope you don’t get voted out!

Before Meeting My Boyfriend, The Only “Sexual Activity” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dragons Tamed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your first sexual experience? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Just like the confusion of your boyfriend accusing you of being a “whore” for having an “open” vag, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in, just like trying to figure out why your boyfriend is suddenly acting distant.

But don’t worry, just like trying to figure out why your hole wasn’t “closed”, there’s always a way to fix things on our server. So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only thing looser than your boyfriend’s understanding is the hole in your heart that only our server can fill.

🧦MINELEGACY🧦 Minecraft server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3486	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Votes:	4525	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Animals Bred:	173

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Bunny Ass Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Alien Abductions:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server has bunny ass! That’s right, we have an exclusive bunny breeding program where you can collect bunny asses and use them for all sorts of crazy crafting recipes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llama armor and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Plus, who wouldn’t want bunny ass?

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2406

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mines Excavated:	2366
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ action, where we promise rimm’d glasses and rimm’d asses for all players!

Are you new to VR? Don’t worry, we got you covered with all the resources you need to get started, including 18+ avatar models and guides to help you navigate the virtual world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, we even have a “Bag o’ Dicks” for all your trolling needs.

But that’s not all! We have lewd meets for our adult players, where you can get down and dirty with other players from around the world. And if you’re not into the lewd stuff, don’t worry, we have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday and Sad Anime Sunday for a more chill experience.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rules here and there, but who’s counting?). Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together in the virtual world!

Crafty F*ckers Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1670	Votes:	6815
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crops Grown:	3505	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further than our server! We have a thriving community of players who love to prank each other and cause chaos.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and plenty of laughs. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show, with surprises around every corner. Plus, we have the best pixel art gallery you’ve ever seen – come marvel at our giant statue of a chicken riding a pig!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives, because things can get a little crazy around here.

IYO SKY THREAD Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Iyo and Liv’s championship match can’t compete with.

Bayree’s time on Iyo’s Wargames team was smoother than a baby’s bottom, while Dacutie’s reunion with Iyo and Kairi was more heartwarming than a puppy cuddle puddle. And let’s not forget about Damage CTRL’s quest for all the Titles – they’re more ambitious than a squirrel trying to hoard all the nuts in the forest.

Kairi and Dacutie entering the IC title tournament? It’s like watching a pair of unicorns compete in a rainbow obstacle course. And let’s all send good vibes to Asuka for a speedy recovery – we need her back in action faster than a creeper explodes in your face.

So come join us on this insane journey where anything can happen, from unexpected alliances to epic battles for glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a full Damage CTRL reunion that will go down in Minecraft history!