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Blocky Banter: REMEMBER THIS THREAD

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are bigger, the mobs are crazier, and the adventures are out of this world! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated Potty Humor: Hanako’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5191
Crops Grown:	6283	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and crazy challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their wacky journey through our world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a never-ending supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocks and baddies!

Pole Land LOLz

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3539	New Chunks Explored:	225343
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we don’t mess around with boring old rules like in Poland! Here, you can let your inner rebel out and show off your badass side.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of defying authority and causing chaos wherever you go. We don’t care about manners here, so feel free to let loose and be as outrageous as you want.

We’ve got insane stories to tell about our server, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the village. Or the time we had a dance party in the Nether with a group of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world. Let’s gooooooo!

TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425

Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8016	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	32
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	325
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	209	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!