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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4232 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Magic Items Found: | 1334 | Farms Harvested: | 547 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 435 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.
but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”