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Village Troublemaker Minecraft SMP

Anime, Avatar, Curious, Digital, Entertainment, Gaming, internet celebrity, japanese, Kys, Live, Minecraft, ONLINE, Personality, pic, smp, Streamer, streaming, Technology, troublemaker, Village, virtual youtuber, VT, Vtuber, Watching

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchantments Applied:	90
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Buildings Constructed:	21	Void Gems Collected:	28
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of watching boring old VTubers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more chaos and entertainment than you could ever imagine!

Join us if you’d rather KYS than watch the VTuber who is always getting stuck in blocks and accidentally setting their house on fire (we won’t name names, but here’s a pic for reference).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who flies around the server causing mischief and stealing everyone’s diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face this mythical creature and reclaim your precious loot?

So come join us for a wild ride of laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of rage quitting. Who needs boring old VTubers when you can have all this excitement in one Minecraft server?

BirthdayBlunder Minecraft Server

#generous, 12 years together, 35-year-old female, 39 year-old female, across the country, AITAH, Attention, birthday cake, birthday gift, BirthdayBlunder, BIRTHDAYS, CANCELLED, Celebrated, CELEBRATIONS, Confused, different upbringing, experiences, family, Game, gift giving, Gifts, good grades, Graduation, GRAND, holidays, Kids, Listen, mad, Minecraft, need to feel good, NY trip, praised, Ruining, sad, Server, small dinner, small party, Special, Trips, two children, UNCOMFORTABLE, weekend away, Wife

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of your spouse not understanding your birthday wishes? Do you want to avoid surprise trips to NYC when all you wanted was a small family dinner? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we celebrate birthdays in the most outrageous ways possible!

Instead of surprise trips, we’ll surprise you with epic in-game parties, fireworks, and virtual cake that never runs out! Say goodbye to unwanted gifts and hello to a community that truly understands your birthday desires.

Join now and let us show you how birthdays should be celebrated – in a way that actually makes you happy! Who needs a trip to NYC when you can have a virtual birthday bash with us? Don’t miss out on the craziest birthday celebrations in Minecraft history!

MommyMinecraftDaycare

addiction, Boundaries, childcare arrangements, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, generational differences, grandparent-grandchild relationship, Guilt, Manipulation, medication, MommyMinecraftDaycare, mother-daughter relationship, parenting challenges, seeking support, self-care, Therapy, toxic behavior

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is like therapy, but with blocks and creepers. Join us and leave all your toxic relationships behind, just like this player’s mom should leave her behind.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about someone pulling your hair or giving you the silent treatment. And if you ever need childcare for your virtual baby, we’ve got you covered with friendly villagers who won’t throw it in your face that they’re not getting compensated.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Let’s block out the negativity and craft some fun memories together!

HappyFoodieMinecraftSMP

comfort, comfort food, cravings, DELICIOUS, Favorite, Feel-Good, Food, guilty pleasure, Happy, HappyFoodieMinecraftSMP, Indulgent, joy, mood booster, Mood lifter, Nourishing, satisfying, satisfying meal, soul food, Tasty, Treats, yummy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3001	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Farms Harvested:	627	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs drop bacon and the cows give you milkshakes? Well, look no further because our server is a food lover’s paradise! We have a secret recipe for enchanted golden apples that will give you infinite hunger and make you the ultimate foodie in the game. So come join us and satisfy your cravings for delicious treats while building epic structures and battling mobs with your food-powered weapons. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this culinary adventure!

BlockyBedDisappointment

anticlimactic intimacy, BlockyBedDisappointment, disappointing climax, disappointing foreplay, disappointing sex, disappointing sexual chemistry, disappointing sexual connection, disappointing sexual encounter, disappointing sexual pleasure, disappointing sexual satisfaction, disappointing sexual tension, failed sexual expectations, lackluster bedroom performance, letdown in bed, letdown in the bedroom, letdown in the sack, overhyped sexual act, underwhelming sexual experience, unfulfilled sexual desires, unsatisfying sex, unsatisfying sexual encounter

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but end up being a total letdown? Look no further, because our server is like that one time you tried to do a backflip in bed but just ended up hitting your head on the headboard – unexpected, disappointing, but definitely memorable!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time you accidentally set your house on fire while trying to cook a steak in Minecraft. With crazy events, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem that will leave you questioning your life choices – just like that one time you tried to impress your crush by building a giant statue of them in Minecraft, only to have it collapse and crush your pet chicken. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Tiny Brain Big Deal

big, big deal, Brain, brain analysis, brain complexity, brain function, brain mapping, brain research, brain structure, brain study, Cognitive science, Deal, diagram, fruit fly, insect brain, neural pathways, neurology, neuroscience, neuroscience technology, research innovation, scientific breakthrough, Tiny, Tiny brain, transform neuroscience

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tiny brains but BIG DREAMS! our fruit fly diagram is gonna blow ur mind and transform ur whole dang neuroscience game. u wanna level up ur brain cells? come join us and see the magic happen. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just unlock the secret to telepathically communicating with fruit flies. imagine the possibilities, man. so what u waitin for? come on over and let’s get weird together!

Starlet Craft Minecraft Server

adult content, Aly J, brand partnerships, celebrity endorsements, Content Creation, Craft, Digital Marketing, influencer marketing, instagram, Jordyn Jones, Minecraft, monetization, Online platforms, online presence, onlyfans, paid posts, Server, social media influencers, social media marketing, social media strategy, Starlet, starlets, tiktok, young celebrities, Young Entrepreneurs

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Void Gems Collected:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start dancing around you, giving you a boost of luck that helps you find a rare enchanted sword. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like random unicorn sightings, giant chicken races, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive VIP lounge where you can hang out with famous Minecraft YouTubers, sip on virtual potions, and ride on flying pigs. Plus, rumor has it that Aly J herself might make a special appearance as a pixelated version of her 18-year-old self. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I can smell an OF coming” (whatever that means). See you in the virtual world!

Valve’s Louis Love Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Censorship, community standards, controversy, discrimination, Ethics, gaming industry, Louis, love, Minecraft, multiplayer, offensive language, online gaming, online harassment, player behavior, racial slurs, racism, smp, social responsibility, toxic behavior, valve, Valves, Video game culture, video games

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
New Chunks Explored:	757305	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos of a world where Valve is actually a mischievous player who loves to stir up drama by calling Louis all sorts of ridiculous racial slurs! Will Louis ever get his revenge? Will Valve ever learn his lesson? Find out by joining our server and witnessing the epic showdowns and hilarious banter that ensue. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, because why not? Come join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

License2Craft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Best Friend, career, cosmetology school, Driving, EMT classes, Europe, Expectations, financial concerns, financial support, future prospects, groceries, License, License2Craft, living situation, Minecraft, Moving, piercings, Rent, RIDES, roommate, Server, tough love

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Mines Excavated:	2794
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Votes:	5224
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring roommates who don’t have any ambition? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the drama of real life roommates who don’t even want to get a driver’s license or have a career.

On our server, we encourage all players to strive for greatness and reach their full potential. We even offer virtual EMT classes (without the need to remove your piercings) and opportunities for career growth. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you won’t have to worry about asking for handouts or spending all your virtual money on ubers.

So come join us and leave your real-life roommate woes behind. Who needs a license when you can ride a virtual horse to your virtual job? Don’t be an NPC in real life, join our Minecraft server and level up your life!

IceCreamBanterCraft

Argument, Communication, Conflict, credit card, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family struggles, finances, humor, husband, ice cream, IceCreamBanterCraft, JOKE, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, preschool, reconciliation, relationship, Tension

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5342

Are you tired of dealing with sensitive spouses who can’t take a joke? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we value humor above all else! Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of a good laugh, even if it means poking fun at each other.

Join us and experience a world where ice cream payments are taken very seriously, where preschool spots are hotly debated, and where empathy is in short supply. Our community is full of outrageous stories and insane antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just be prepared to defend your credit card information with all your might – you never know when someone might try to make you pay for that late-night ice cream!