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Blocky Banter: REMEMBER THIS THREAD

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ores Mined:	5393
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are bigger, the mobs are crazier, and the adventures are out of this world! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated Potty Humor: Hanako’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5898	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Star Shards Collected:	270	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	3202	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and crazy challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their wacky journey through our world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a never-ending supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocks and baddies!

Pole Land LOLz

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we don’t mess around with boring old rules like in Poland! Here, you can let your inner rebel out and show off your badass side.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of defying authority and causing chaos wherever you go. We don’t care about manners here, so feel free to let loose and be as outrageous as you want.

We’ve got insane stories to tell about our server, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the village. Or the time we had a dance party in the Nether with a group of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world. Let’s gooooooo!

TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	252
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2299	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Towns Built:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Emeralds Found:	4767
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ores Mined:	5521
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8547
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!