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SisSassNoTalkMC

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your own family? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only gossip you’ll hear is about who stole whose diamonds in a PvP battle!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. No more emotional breakdowns or arguments over trivial things – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And if you’re worried about trust issues, fear not! Our server is a safe space where everyone can come together to build, explore, and create without fear of betrayal or backstabbing. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to shut down any drama before it even begins.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a whole community of blocky friends to build with? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RidicCraft: Normal is Overrated

absurd traditions, normal, Overrated, RidicCraft, ridiculous beliefs, societal behaviors, societal beliefs, societal conformity, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal practices, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal values, society norms, unconventional thoughts.

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	7
Ores Mined:	7876	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of society’s boring norms? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing considered normal is building giant statues of llamas! Our server is filled with crazy challenges like riding pigs through obstacle courses and battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest block in the game is hidden somewhere on our server – find it and you’ll unlock unlimited tacos for life! So why settle for society’s ridiculous norms when you can join us and embrace the insanity of Minecraft?

CraftyOrthodoxTreason

BETRAYAL, Charged, church leader, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyOrthodoxTreason, criminal case, eastern europe, Ex-MP, indictment, leader, legal charges, Politics, religious conflict, religious leader, russia, Russia-affiliated, scandal, Treason, Ukraine, Ukrainian Orthodox Church

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	143	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ores Mined:	6291	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where we got ex-MP’s, leaders of Russia-affiliated Ukrainian Orthodox Church, and even charged with treason!!! u can build ur own treasonous empire, betray ur friends, and start a revolution against the mods!!! come join us for some scandalous fun and chaotic gameplay!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server!!!

Flat Mountain Boulder Fun

ancient legend, Boulder, boulder placement, Camus, challenging destiny, endless task, eternal struggle, existentialism, Flat, Fun, futile effort, futility, greek mythology, Mountain, mountain erosion, mythological figure, never-ending task, perseverance, philosophical concept, punishment, pushing the boulder, repetitive labor, SISYPHUS, Struggle

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	80	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Sisyphus is the main dude? Yeah, that’s right, we got the OG boulder pusher himself chilling in our server, just eroding mountains like it’s his job. And you know what? He’s looking for some new recruits to help him out!

Join our server for the chance to push boulders with Sisyphus, climb mountains, and maybe even have a dance party at the peak. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with this guy leading the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you help him out enough, he’ll grant you three wishes. Yeah, THREE WISHES.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Sisyphus is waiting for you, and he’s got a boulder with your name on it. Let’s do this!

ObeseCraft: Glutide Hospital Escape

alcohol use disorder, alcoholism, approved medications, Benefits, Clinical Study, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Escape, Glutide, health, Healthcare, Hospital, hospitalization risk, liraglutide, medical advancements, medication, ObeseCraft, obesity, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, reduced risk, research, semaglutide, weight loss

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like takin semaglutide and liraglutide but for ur gaming addiction! u won’t need hospitalization for playin too much cuz dis server got u covered. we got potions dat make u invincible and fly like a majestic dragon. forget about approved meds, dis server is da real deal. come join us and level up ur gaming experience to infinity and beyond!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automation, Biomes, Community Events, Conquest, Contest, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchantments, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, minecraft 1.20, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Skills, smp, Survival, Technology, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1225	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Void Armor Forged:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.20
Features	SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events
Discord	Join our Discord

About Conquest SMP

Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Experience custom features like Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, and more. Join a friendly community and participate in exciting events!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Slimefun?	Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, magical artifacts, and unique crafting systems.
How can I expand my inventory?	Use backpack upgrades to carry more items and customize your storage space.
What are custom enchantments?	Enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance and increased speed.
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land.
Are there community events?	Yes, participate in community-driven events, challenges, and contests for prizes and fun.

Mystic Realm of Joey’s Crown 1.21.2

1.21.2, BIZARRE, confusion, crown, Curiosity, Enigma, fashion, head accessory, head adornment, head covering, head decoration, head mystery, Headgear, Headwear, Joey, joey’s head, Joeys, Mystery, mystic, ODDITY, question.., Realm, strange object, unknown, weird

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchantments Applied:	103	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland.

We got llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide.

And what the hell is on Joey’s head? I don’t even know, but it’s freakin’ hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where creepers are breakdancing and zombies are doing the moonwalk.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity…and maybe your entire existence. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server

abdominal pain, agoraphobia, alternative pain treatment, anxiety, Chronic pain, doctor’s visit, emergency room, Health Insurance, Kratom, medical system, Minecraft, narcotic pain meds, opioid crisis, pain management, pain meds, PainMeds4Wifey, prescription medication, self-care, Server, sharing medication, spouse’s health, undiagnosed pain, withholding medication

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Animals Bred:	85
Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and medical crises? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard!

Our server is a safe haven from the opioid crisis, where you won’t have to worry about sharing your stash of pain meds with anyone (because, let’s be real, that’s just not legal).

Join us and escape the stress of the medical system by building your own virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips?

So leave the drama behind and come play on our server, where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the endless possibilities of Minecraft!

NoCatZoneMC

AITAH, cat, Circumstances, Condo, Divorce, emotional, Friend, Friends, funny, kitty hotel, Litterbox, living situation, Mess, NoCatZoneMC, pet sitter, Phoebe, Preference, stay, stink

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Items Found:	2659	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of dealing with stinky cats and messy litterboxes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of cat poop and enjoy a peaceful virtual world without any feline friends causing trouble.

Our server is the ultimate cat-free zone, where you can build your dream creations without worrying about any litterbox disasters. Say goodbye to smelly surprises and hello to a clean and serene environment where you can let your creativity run wild.

Join now and experience the joy of a cat-free Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s purr-fectly amazing!

Good SteveningCraft

colleagues, Communication, Conversation, Etiquette, Evening, Friends, funny, Good, Greeting, humor, inside joke, Online Community, reddit, Resist, restraint, self-control, Social, steve, Stevening, SteveningCraft, temptation, urge

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t say “Good Stevening” without getting weird looks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can say “Good Stevening” to your heart’s content! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of Steves who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most Steven-tastic server in all of Minecraft!