alcohol is poison Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EarlyDrive Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	149	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Divine Spears Created:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Love Letters Sent:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a drunk driver crashing into a ditch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with gangstalking, drunk drivers, and questionable decisions!

Picture this: you’re driving home after a night of partying and you come across a car with a passed out Asian dude inside. What do you do? Well, if you were on our server, you’d probably steal his keys, his bottle of liquor, and push his car across the street just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got bug languages, drunk driving teams, and hilarious mishaps that will keep you entertained for hours. Who needs a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly insane experience?

So come on over and join the chaos! Just remember, alcohol may be poison for bugs, but it’s pure entertainment for us on this server. See you there!

CanadianCraft Server

anxiety, Canada, Canadian healthcare, CanadianCraft, coping mechanisms, depression, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, seeking help, self-care, Server, Suffering, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	3949
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Animals Bred:	69	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us and experience the chaos of a Canadian lumberjack who accidentally turned into a blocky character in the game! Watch as he chops down trees with his trusty diamond axe and battles creepers with his maple syrup sword! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else! So come join the fun and see what adventures await on our server!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, gripping narrative, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 199541172, novel, page-turner, plot twist, puzzle, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected ending, unknown

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie chickens, ride on flying pigs through the skies, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding rainbow creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunt that leads to a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old blockhead).

MommaBear’sFatShameDefense

#breastfeeding, body image, Boundaries, criticism, Defending, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, fat shaming, Gaslighting, generational trauma, mom, MommaBearsFatShameDefense, Motherhood, postpartum, RELATIVES, self esteem, self worth, societal expectations, Support, weight gain

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ores Mined:	8314
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Buildings Constructed:	37	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental family members who think they can comment on your weight and parenting skills? Come join our Minecraft server where no one cares how many pounds you’ve gained postpartum or how many hours of sleep you’ve had! Our community is all about supporting each other and having a good time, without any fat-shaming or baby-bashing nonsense.

We have virtual milk supply-boosting foods that will keep you energized and ready to take on any Minecraft challenge. Plus, our in-game workouts will have you shedding those pounds in no time (not that you need to, we love you just the way you are!).

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – no matter what the scale says. See you in the game!

CraftyCrafter’s Minecraft Server

CraftyCrafters, internet persona, long tail tags, Minecraft, online identity, online presence, online username, personal history, reddit, reddit community, reddit history, Reddit username, Reddit username origins, Reddit username story, Server, story behind, tags, username, username choice, username creation, username inspiration, username meaning, username origins

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2235
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers throw parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of ender dragons, challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, and build a castle made entirely of cake (yes, it’s edible!). But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockBusters: Cure Creepers!

blockbusters, CREEPERS, cure, disease burden, disease control, disease elimination, disease eradication, disease outbreak, disease prevention, disease research, disease transmission, Disease treatment, eradicate disease, global health, health disparities, health equity, health interventions, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, infectious diseases, medical advancements, power to heal, public health

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ores Mined:	7139	Players Killed by Monsters:	3569
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your Minecraft boredom! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbows, and riding on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with creepers, build a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, and even have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato that grants wishes.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even discover the cure for a disease while you’re at it. 😉🐲🌈🥔

AxisCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarian regimes, AxisCraft, Dangerous, Defense, Ex-army chief, Geopolitics, global conflict, historical comparisons, international relations, Military, military aggression, military alliances, military history, military strategy, military threats, Minecraft, Nazis, new axis powers, political instability, SECURITY, Server, world war, WW3 warning

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchantments Applied:	181

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! so there’s this epic Minecraft server run by an ex-army chief who’s seen some serious shiz on the battlefield. he’s out here warning everyone about WW3 and saying these new axis powers are more dangerous than the Nazis, like whaaat?! but don’t worry, he’s also got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape from all that real world drama and just build some dope creations with your homies. join now for a chance to survive the apocalypse and show off your mad building skills, cuz why not?! let’s get crafting, fam!

KyivKidsGoneBoomCraft

aggression, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, Destruction, footage, International, kyiv, KyivKidsGoneBoomCraft, Military, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you why you should totally come hang with us. First off, we got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken that lays diamond blocks instead of eggs. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama party down there, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian missiles can’t resist checking us out. Yeah, you heard me right. We had a missile strike on a children’s hospital in Kyiv, and the videos are going viral. People are saying the missiles were actually trying to hit our server because it’s just that awesome. So if you wanna dodge missiles and chill with fancy llamas, you better join us ASAP. It’s gonna be a blast, literally.

BigBrainCraft

Beliefs, BigBrainCraft, Body Sizes, Brain and Body Sizes, brain evolution, brain size, Centuries, Challenging, clarify, controversy, data collection, dataset, Evolution, Larger Animals, long-held beliefs, Proportion, Proportionally Bigger Brains, scientific research, scientists, species

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraf servr? well, let me tell u sumthin, we got animals on dis servr dat will blow ur mind. dey got tiny brains but dey big af! it’s like dey defying all logic and stuff. scientists be scratchin their heads tryna figure out how dey do it. join dis servr if u wanna see some wack brain evolution in action. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. come join us and be part of dis brainy revolution!

CuteBoysMC – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Bait, bfe, collab discussion, cute boys, CuteBoysMC, discordfags, falseflaggers, fujoshi, genderbends, Gosling, grave rave, hornyposting, indie, Male, Minecraft, niji, numberfags, Oshi, samefags, self-shilling, Server, shitposting, Stars, tribalfags, Ultimate, VT, Yumejoshi

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our Grave Rave Edition server is the place to be! We welcome all Stars, Niji, and Indie fans, as long as your male character is cute enough to hang with us.

Love BFE and gosling? No problem! Feel free to express your love for your oshi without any judgment. But sorry ladies, no female drama allowed here. Save that for the rest of the internet!

Looking to self-promote? Nah, not here. Head over to our sister server, wvt, for all your shilling needs. And remember, ignore all the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – we’re all about having a good time here.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner fujoshi, yumejoshi, and hornyposter run wild. Just leave those genderbent males at the door – they’re not welcome here. See you in the Grave Rave Edition server, where the party never stops!

OrcCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Charset., HOT Pot Edition, Minecraft, OP Template, Orc, OrcCraft, Platform, Randon General, randonneuring, Server, twitch, twitter, UTF-8., VOD Archive, Widgets

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to the HOT Pot Edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so hot, it’s like playing Minecraft in a sauna! Your character will be sweating buckets while mining for diamonds.

2. We have a secret underground potluck party every Friday night where players bring their favorite dishes to share. Who knew Minecraft could be so delicious?

3. The server owner once tamed a creeper and now it follows them around like a pet. It’s the most explosive friendship you’ll ever see.

4. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant hot tub out of lava and had a pool party. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with rare items and diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on the HOT Pot Edition Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure you won’t find anywhere else!