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LastHive Minecraft server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

LastHive is one of the stable and best Minecraft servers, created in honor of our beloved bees.

mc.lasthive.ru

Shallow Dudes Minecraft Server

attraction, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, double standards, Dudes, gender dynamics, Gender norms, judgmental, long-term relationships, Men, Minecraft, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, romantic relationships, Server, Shallow, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to date dudes who are so epic, even women can’t resist them. Our players are so charming and hilarious, they’ll have you laughing all day long. Who needs diamonds when you have these gems of guys around?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay around? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP

Apologize.., Campaign, curb-stomping, debate, executive branch, Losers, millennial, Minecraft, ourguy, president, SAVED, SAVIOR, shat on, smp, Walz

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of getting roasted by your friends for not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the biggest noob can become a master builder! Join now and show off your epic creations to shut up all the haters.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that he’s actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, ready to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate blocky warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond-clad hero to save the day!

Galactic Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to Dumping ch223, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. You won’t find that kind of dedication anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Will you be the next llama warrior?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant block-shaped creature who roams the land spreading joy and chaos wherever he goes. Will you be able to tame him and ride him into battle?

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join Dumping ch223 today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

Air, angel beats!, bonus gems, burns, clannad, comedy, current event, database, Download, general, guaranteed SS banner, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, Jrpg, jun maeda, Little Busters, malicious spoilers, Minecraft, mobile game, pc game, red, smp, Tier List, trailers, twitter, YuRi

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Love Letters Sent:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!

Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.

And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

50 Shades of Grey, anal play, ass play, cum swallowing, deepthroat spray, dirty talk, double headed dildo, evolving sex life, lingerie, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, oral sex, partner intimacy, PIXEL, reverse cowgirl, role-play, Server, sex toys, sexting, sexual exploration, spanking, tight body

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	45670
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this story? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like this unexpected turn of events between me and my wife. Join us for some sexy and tight gameplay, where you never know what might happen next. From bouncy rides to deepthroat numb spray, we’ve got it all! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a bookmark in a book that leads to a whole new level of fun. So come on over and get ready for an adventure unlike any other!

Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

Apple, autists, Boomers, bug fixes, Community, developers, Distros, Future, High IQ, hobby, linux, Minecraft, minimalist distro, os, philosophy, privacy-conscious, SHEKELS, smp, Uber, Updates, user-friendly distro, Zoomies

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

Tired of Death Minecraft Server

attentionwhoreland, comparison, controversy, death, european union, Femboy, finland, homosexual, Insta whore, internet culture, LGBTQ, Minecraft, onlyfans, Poland, Server, social media, Stereotypes, Threads, tired, trap, USA vs EU, viral threads

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and threads? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Say goodbye to boring discussions about politics and adult content, because on our server, we only talk about the important stuff like which Minecraft mob would win in a dance-off or if Steve could beat the Ender Dragon in a thumb wrestling match.

Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of insanity and laughter. Who needs serious discussions when you can debate whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug? So come on, join our server and let’s make Minecraft weird and wonderful together!

””Anyone here whos had sex” Minecraft SMP”

Boundaries, boundary crossing, consent, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., entitlement issues, Fair Play, inappropriate advances, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, inappropriate requests, Minecraft, oral sex, power dynamics, sex, sexual coercion, sexual consent, sexual entitlement, sexual favors, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, Whos

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Farms Harvested:	499	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, everyone on the server owes me a favor for sucking my dick. It’s only fair, right? But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to keep you entertained.

Once, we had a giant chicken invade the server and lay eggs everywhere, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Another time, we held a fashion show where the only acceptable outfit was a full set of diamond armor with a pumpkin on your head. Trust me, it was a sight to behold.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the pure insanity and laughter that ensues on a daily basis. From pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you!

WONDERS – DONATE TO EVERYONE / FREE – NEW EVENT Minecraft server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	128
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

The owner of the server “WONDERS – EVERYONE DONATE FREE – NEW EVENT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pro.wondersmine.ru