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Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ores Mined:	5254	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so awesome, it’s like Skyrim but in block form. Join us for a wild adventure filled with dragons, dungeons, and waifus galore!

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into adorable mudcrabs. Now you can explode in cuteness!

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Want to turn your Minecraft character into a badass Dovahkiin? Check out our modding guides and FAQs for all the tips and tricks you need.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Just don’t contact the Jarl of Whiterun, he’s too busy dealing with his sweet rolls.

Join our server and meet all the crazy characters from /tesg/. From Khajiit thieves to Nord warriors, you’ll never know who you’ll run into next.

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our Minecraft server with our extensive collection of books and Imperial Library resources. You’ll be a lore master in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life. Just watch out for those sneaky skeevers, they’re always up to no good.

SMP_CraftyCreeper_68117310

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to loona, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because loona is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles where players ride pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots. Or how about our weekly “Troll Tuesday” events where players can prank each other with exploding chickens and invisible blocks?

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to trade with them? Better brush up on your llama language skills!

And don’t even get us started on our annual “Dress Like a Creeper” day where players compete to see who can blend in with the creepers the best. Trust us, it’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join loona today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some llama repellent.

Creepers in the Mine

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mines Excavated:	3686
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a zombie pigman? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect server for you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about the joy of building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every Tuesday at 3:00 PM sharp?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server if you want to hear the sweet sound of a creeper serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on a loop. Or maybe you’re in the mood for a treasure hunt where the only clues are written in ancient pig Latin.

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have explosions and chicken armies instead? Join us now, if you dare!

Ukraine’s Speedy Brigade – Invading Russia

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have the toughest and fastest brigades from ukraine invading russia! we got soldiers in full gear fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s world war 3! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the minecraft world together. plus, our leader is a secret agent who can summon lightning bolts with just a snap of his fingers. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane action-packed server!

SimpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your inner simp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for Kennedy/Shanahan to reach the simp voterbase! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond gifts, virtual roses, and even a special “Simp of the Month” competition where the winner gets to be serenaded by our resident bard with a custom love song. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your simp skills and make new friends who understand your dedication to your favorite Minecraft crush. Join now and let the simp-tastic adventures begin!

TopNotchCrafters Minecraft SMP: Are They Really the Best?

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Or how about participating in our annual “Build-a-Beach” competition where players race against each other to create the most ridiculous beach scene using only blocks of cheese and slime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens while trying to knock each other off with giant carrots. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of our server and earn the title of “Master of Madness”!

PimplePoppin’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	9141	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	859

Are you tired of your boyfriend rubbing your face like it’s a magic lamp on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-face-rubbing policy! Join us and never worry about awkward breakout patches being rubbed again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are respected and crazy adventures await, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a boyfriend who doesn’t think face rubbing is a normal conversation starter.

BlockBuddiesCraft

BlockBuddiesCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, coworker, engaged, Etiquette, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, loyalty, misunderstanding, personal space, professional behavior, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, work trip

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where personal space is always respected, unlike poor Marcus on that work trip!

Join us for a fun and friendly community where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No need to worry about awkward shoulder resting situations here, unless of course, you’re into that kind of thing (we don’t judge).

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a friend like Sam who knows how to respect boundaries and keep things platonic.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of shoulder resting (with consent, of course). See you in the game!

CraftyMinecrafters

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Void Gems Collected:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Tired of dealing with annoying trolls and drama queens on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Our server is a troll-free zone, unless you count the actual trolls that live under our virtual bridges. But don’t worry, they’re more interested in collecting shiny diamonds than causing trouble.

Looking for a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment? On our server, you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks if that’s what tickles your fancy. We don’t judge, we just marvel at your questionable taste in building materials.

Sick of seeing the same old recycled memes and cat videos on your feed? Join our server and experience a whole new world of dank memes and hilarious cat videos – all created by our talented community of players. Who needs social media influencers when you have Minecraft players who can build a functioning roller coaster out of redstone and minecarts?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing trending is your epic builds and ridiculous antics. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and welcoming community anywhere else.

SinaiSmugglersCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got crazier stuff happening than arms smuggling from Egypt’s Sinai, like, who even cares about that when you could be building epic castles and battling creepers with your homies? Plus, we got this wild story about how the founder of the server once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story, bro! So, like, forget about Qatar and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, yo!