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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 4308 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 6169 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 924 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.
And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.
So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.