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RostovCraft Oil Depot Boom

Attack, boom, Conflict, Damage, DEPOT, drone, emergency response, explosion, Hits, Incident, Infrastructure, investigation, Military, Oil, oil depot, Rostov Oblast, RostovCraft, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Potions Brewed:	98	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

OMG GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE DRONES R CRASHIN INTO OIL DEPOTS IN RUSSIA LIKE WTF HAHAHAHA. U CAN BE A DRONE PILOT OR AN OIL WORKER OR MAYBE EVEN A RUSSIAN SPY TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHO’S BEHIND ALL DIS CHAOS. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS LOL LOL LOL.

NoLoveCraft Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, Commitment, Contentment, emotional well being, freedom, fulfillment, Girlfriend, give up, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Liberating, Marriage, Minecraft, NoLoveCraft, personal growth, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self love, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, Server, sex

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is a thing of the past and all we care about is building epic structures and battling mobs! Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into battle with?

Join us and experience the freedom of not worrying about relationships or romance. Instead, focus on perfecting your redstone creations and conquering the Nether like a boss. Who needs a wedding ring when you can have a shiny new set of enchanted armor?

So come on over and join our server where the only thing you’ll be falling in love with is the thrill of mining for diamonds and the satisfaction of defeating the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you won’t miss romance once you’ve experienced the adrenaline rush of a creeper explosion!

Minecraft SMP: Gem Hunters United – /smgg/ – Show Me Gems General

Anon, broken thumbnails, Edition, Focus, Gem, Gems, general, general discussion, Help, Hunters, image testing, Minecraft, Show, Show Me Gems General, show me your warface, Showing, smgg, smp, Technology, technology focused, test, Testing, Thumbnails, Troubleshooting, United, Warface

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to show us your warface! Why, you ask? Because this general is technology focused and we need your warface to test if thumbnails are showing or broken (again!).

But that’s not all! We have insane stories of players battling it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, all while trying to fix the pesky thumbnail problem. Will you be the hero who saves the day and shows us your warface? Join now and let the chaos begin!

HangryCraft

abusive upbringing, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Eating disorders, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family rules, Family Support, food preferences, food sharing, HangryCraft, healing journey, individual autonomy., mental health struggles, personal boundaries, self-care, Self-expression, selfish behavior, stepfamily conflicts, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Potions Brewed:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9554

Looking for a Minecraft server where sharing food is mandatory? Look no further! Join our server where if you cook anything, you have to ask everyone if they want some. It’s like a virtual potluck every day!

One player, let’s call her Mac n’ Cheese Queen, had a rough past with food and sharing. But on our server, she learned the importance of sharing and caring for others. And let’s just say, her homemade fries became a hot commodity among players.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where you’ll not only build, explore, and survive, but you’ll also learn valuable life lessons about sharing and empathy. And who knows, you might even become the next Mac n’ Cheese Queen of the server!

MovieVerseCraft

10. Enchantment, 11. Fictional world, 12. Parallel universe, 13. Magical realms, 14. Time travel, 15. Epic journey, 16. Surreal experience, 17. Cinematic escape, 18. Otherworldly, 19. Fantasy realms, 2. fantasy, 20. Dream destination., 3. Sci-fi, 4. Adventure, 5. Wishful thinking, 6. Alternate reality, 7. Dream world, 8. Escape, 9. Imagination, Movie universe, MovieVerseCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a universe where anything is possible? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the wacky world of your favorite movie. Want to fight off zombies with Shaun and Ed from “Shaun of the Dead”? Done. How about building a castle with Elsa and Anna from “Frozen”? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles you can have with the Avengers or the Jedi knights.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest mini-games you’ll ever play. From exploding sheep to flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and start living out your wildest movie fantasies!

PhillyCraft: No Threats, Just Blocks

Asia, Asia-Pacific, blocks, China, current events, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Missiles, News, Philippines, PhillyCraft, SECURITY, South China Sea, territorial disputes, threat, Threats, united states, US

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! We got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. You can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil creepers. And get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking mushroom. Plus, our moderators are, like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a bucket of slime. So, like, why would you even consider joining any other server when you could be part of this epic adventure? Join now before the aliens invade and turn us all into space chickens!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, desire, Intimacy, love making, Lust, Minecraft, Passion, physical connection, physical intimacy, relationships, romantic encounters, Server, sex, sexual activity, sexual attraction, sexual chemistry, sexual connection, sexual desire, sexual experience, sexual pleasure, sexual relationship, sexual satisfaction, sexual tension

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have villagers who are constantly getting it on! That’s right, witness the scandalous love affairs of our pixelated friends as they reproduce like there’s no tomorrow. Join now for a front-row seat to all the steamy action!

StereotypeSlayer Minecraft SMP – “Don’t Just Mine, Shit on Stereotypes”

acceptance, autistic, conformity, criticism, discrimination, Diversity, dont, inclusion, Individuality, judgment, living up, mental health, Minecraft, misconceptions, neurodiversity, prejudice, Shit, smp, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, StereotypeSlayer, stigmas, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Love Letters Sent:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchantments Applied:	127
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage players to embrace their inner chaos and cause mayhem wherever they go.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. We have a strict “no holding back” policy when it comes to trolling, so get ready to get creative with your mischief.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. From epic PvP showdowns to massive building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a secret underground fight club where players can challenge each other to duels for bragging rights.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

SkipCraft Minecraft Server

college classes, college transcript, community college, community college arrangement, economics, F grade, gaming the system, guidance counselor, high school, honor the grade, Minecraft, online course, political science, required class, senior year, Server, SkipCraft, smarter not harder, stress out, student drop., teacher’s feelings, vp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that teaches you how to game the system like a pro? Look no further than our server, where we encourage you to work smarter, not harder, just like Max and his community college classes!

Join us and learn how to skip high school classes like a boss, while still getting credit for them. Show up with a transcript from our virtual community college and watch as your grades magically improve without even setting foot in a classroom.

Our server is perfect for those who want to stick it to the man and game the system like a true rebel. Who needs high school teachers when you can outsmart them with online classes and come out on top?

So if you’re ready to level up your education in the most outrageous way possible, join us now and start gaming the system like a pro! Just remember, we’re all about working smarter, not harder, so leave those high school classes in the dust and join us for a wild ride of education and rebellion.

SickDayDenierAITA

aita, bereavement, Boyfriend, Communication, Empathy, empathy in relationships, Illness, judgment, Négotiation, productivity, relationship, remote job, sick days, SickDayDenierAITA, Sickness, Understanding, vacation days, work ethic, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5277	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of feeling judged for taking sick days on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server where sick days are celebrated and encouraged!

We understand the importance of self-care and taking time off when you’re not feeling well. Plus, we have a special “bereavement week” where you can mourn the loss of your favorite pixelated pet or virtual castle.

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad for prioritizing your health and well-being. On our server, we support you 100% and even have virtual chicken soup to help you feel better.

So come join us and leave the judgment at the door. Let’s build a world where sick days are just as important as mining for diamonds!