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SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	4627	Farms Harvested:	587
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	41238	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6010
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	90	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ores Mined:	8787
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!