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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1408 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
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