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SeriesSillies

binge watch, Enjoy, Entertainment, episodic, Favorite, hobby, leisure, Marathon, Pastime, recurring, Relax, repeat, rewatch, series, SeriesSillies, Show, television, TV, unwind, watch

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is like a never-ending series of wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a game of chicken jousting. So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us today!

BorderPushersMC

aggression, border front, BorderPushersMC, Commander, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, forces, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Political unrest, Russian, SECURITY, SKIRMISH, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

Awareness, barbie, Barbie movie, Barbies, Checkup, closing line, empowerment, film, gynecologic care, gynecology, GynoCraft, health, Healthcare, Interest, Media influence, medical care, movie impact, public interest, study, Surge, Women’s Health, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

animal, Aqua, ass, AZKi, Behavior, BIZARRE, comedy, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, gross, habits, humor, hygiene, Karaoke, Minecraft, Pets, Prove, Server, Shameless, ShamelessDogButt, shitting

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP

Bunny, BunnyHunnyMinecraftSMP, funny, funny bunny, funny runny, Honey, honey bunny, honey runny, MONEY, money bunny, money runny, POEM, rhyme with bunny, runny, runny bunny, Sunny, sunny bunny, sunny runny, words that rhyme with bunny, writing a poem

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	349	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2004	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant bunny comes hopping by, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored blocks in its wake. You follow it through a portal and find yourself in a land where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally). But don’t worry, our resident wizard can help you navigate this topsy-turvy world with his trusty wand of confusion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party complete with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs spinning the hottest tracks. Oh, and did we mention that the winner of the dance-off gets a stack of enchanted golden apples? Talk about motivation!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few bunnies along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself rhyming with “funny” by the time you’re done!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, dad, Disrespect, emotional trauma, family, forgiveness, gift, Grief, healing, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, moving out, photo album, relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmom, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4218
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Buildings Constructed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	206
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in your real life.

Join us and leave behind the drama of overbearing stepmothers and absentee fathers. Our server is a place where you can create your own family with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with toxic family members.

Build a virtual world where you can surround yourself with happy memories, unlike the ones forced upon you by your dad’s wife. Let go of the past and create a new beginning in a world where you are free to be yourself without judgment.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any unwanted family photo albums getting in your way. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time!

VetoSisVsWifeCraft

adoption, childhood trauma, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotional baggage, family conflict, family dynamics, family history, Family Support, Guilt, mental health, name change, naming conflict, past trauma, sibling relationships, sister’s trauma, Therapy, trauma triggers, veto, VetoSisVsWifeCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

BootyCraft

body confidence, body image, body positivity, BootyCraft, Confidence, personal preference, physical appearance, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your funny bone? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your favorite body part! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your best body part in pixelated glory. Whether it’s your fabulous feet or your magnificent mustache, we want to see it all! So come on down and let your freak flag fly on our server – because normal is boring, and we’re anything but!

TankWarsUK

alleged, armored vehicles, British, Challenger 2 tanks, Conflict, controversial, Defense, deployment, diplomatic tensions, Evidence, foreign affairs, international relations, investigation, Military, News, russia, SKY NEWS, speculation, TankWarsUK, Ukrainian troops, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can ride british challenger 2 tanks and battle it out in russia with ukrainian troops!!! sky news even understands how insane this server is, so u know it’s legit. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures in minecraft history. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of insanity?! #tankbattles #ukrainianadventures #minecraftmadness

AutoFlushCraft

Advanced technology, AutoFlushCraft, automatic toilet, Automation, convenience, everyday tasks, future of transportation, habits, Human Behavior, human interaction with machines, innovation, manual flush, Modern Conveniences, public restrooms, resistance to change, self driving cars, societal norms, technological advancements, Technology, traditional vs modern, universal norm

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	246

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, you see a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect in this server, dude!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. And get this, the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command. How cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Yeah, I know, sounds too good to be true, but it’s totally legit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life. And remember, only on this server will you witness a llama juggling diamond blocks while breakdancing. True story, man.