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Struggling Indies Complaining Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of watching indies self-sabotage their own success on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage chaos and craziness! We’ve got players who build roller coasters that lead to nowhere, prank wars that escalate to epic proportions, and secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server out there! Join us now and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

DILF’s Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server was literally built by a team of DILFs! That’s right, hot dads with mad building skills came together to create the ultimate Minecraft experience.

Join our server for a chance to mine diamonds with a dad who can grill a mean burger at the same time. Need help building a castle? Our DILFs will swoop in with their power tools and get the job done in no time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where the DILFs hold dance parties every Saturday night. Get in on the action and show off your best moves while surrounded by ruggedly handsome builders.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knew building blocks could be so sexy?

Stellar Blade Christmas Update Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	144	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks that shoot lasers, or participate in our weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prepare for the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there, if you dare!

KotoneWorld Minecraft server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Animals Bred:	144
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Votes:	2520
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	963
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Grief server ⭐kotoneworld.povezlopovezlo.ru⭐Version: 1.12.2 – 1.20.1⚡The winter wipe has passed, new donation ꜱᴀɴᴛᴀ!!!!!⚡Cheap donations, and there is warp pvp, and an auto mine!⚡The best grief server for games with friends!⚡Server website: kotoneworld.easydonate.ru⚡Grief server, WIPE HAPPENED!! NEW BETTER SPAWN!

Red Flag Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where your flag can only be one color? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can have a flag that changes color every minute! That’s right, one minute it’s red, the next it’s rainbow, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. They even have their own DJ spinning tunes all night long. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve partied with a llama.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? They may look cute and cuddly, but they are fierce protectors of our land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Terminated Minecraft SMP Decision

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23

Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic adventure of your life! We promise you won’t have to make any tough decisions like terminating babies with Downs syndrome (unless you want to, we don’t judge). Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (unlike that poor baby, RIP).

Quack Attack Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge: hugging a duck until it explodes! That’s right, we have a special event where players have to show their love for our feathered friends by giving them a big ol’ squeeze. The duck will either explode into a shower of feathers or turn into a magical unicorn, who knows? Join us for this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to hug the duck of destiny!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Llama Lagoon, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil sheep warriors. Will you emerge victorious or be trampled by the fluffy hooves of justice? Only one way to find out!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the mysterious Cave of Confusion, where the walls shift and change at will. Will you find treasure or get lost in a maze of madness? The choice is yours!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride of duck hugging, llama riding, and cave exploring. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	1892
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to A Very Sonic Christmas. But that’s not all, we’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic the Hedgehog 3 and a Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Our milestone pastebin will guide you through all the epic moments in Sonic history, while our Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet will have you playing the best Sonic games out there. And don’t forget to check out our Pixel World where you can build your own Sonic-themed creations!

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic and experience the chaos and adventure like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring our server! So grab your rings and dash on over to The Sonic the Hedgehog General – where the fun never stops!

Fantasy IX Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2212	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Final Fantasy IX and VII combined? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Vivi from Final Fantasy IX as our official mascot! That’s right, you can build alongside the cutest black mage in all of gaming history.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who defeated the dragon using only a wooden sword and a potato. True story.

Join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. And remember, Vivi is watching over us all, casting spells of awesomeness wherever he goes.

Switch Minecraft SMP AMD to NVIDIA

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dimension Hops:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of your AMD graphics card crying every time you try to watch a YouTube video on Linux? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have NVIDIA graphics cards that can handle video decoding like a champ! Join us and say goodbye to your CPU doing all the work while your GPU sits there sobbing. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare ores and diamonds – shh, don’t tell anyone! So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!