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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2179 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our wild and wacky server where Haitian BVLLS are causing chaos and making shartcels seethe with jealousy!
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional llama parade led by our resident llama whisperer, Steve. But beware, the Haitian BVLLS are always up to something mischievous, whether it’s turning all the water into lava or building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks.
So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional explosive prank), come join us and see why everyone is talking about our crazy Minecraft SMP!
