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SMP: CopaCraft – The Horrendous Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ores Mined:	2522	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Towns Built:	7	Buildings Constructed:	50
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the Copa America of Minecraft SMPs – absolutely horrendous! But don’t worry, that just adds to the fun.

Our season started off so terribly that even the mobs were laughing at us. But hey, who needs a good start when you can have a chaotic and unpredictable adventure instead? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our server will be awarded the prestigious Ballon d’Or – because why not?

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the MVP of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyHousemateGrief

adulting, anger management, anxiety, cleaning supplies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyHousemateGrief, depression, dirty housemate, EMBARRASSMENT, flushing, friendship, house rules, IBS, mental health, privacy, roommate conflict, social interactions, Support, TOILET

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story about why this server is the perfect place for you.

Imagine a world where you never have to deal with someone else’s literal crap again. No more unflushed toilets, no more messy housemates – just pure, clean Minecraft fun! Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of dealing with real-life drama and just want to build, explore, and have a good time.

Join us and leave all your worries behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be flushing is your enemies down the lava pit! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to happiness together. See you in the blocky world!

TastyTrio SMP – Weird Eats!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2004
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Animals Bred:	193
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a side of insanity? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more crazy food combinations than you can shake a stick at! Ever tried a creeper sandwich with a side of diamond soup? How about a cake made entirely of obsidian? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted food-filled world!

FunCraftz

amusement, Crafting, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun activities, FunCraftz, games, hobbies, indoor activities, interests, leisure, Listening to music, outdoors, pastimes, reading, Recreation, Relaxation, socializing, sports, Traveling, watching movies

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Void Armor Forged:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Do you enjoy building towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks? How about riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie hordes with a carrot sword? Or maybe you prefer organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses? Whatever your idea of fun is, our Minecraft server has it all and more!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, ridiculous challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community of players is as wacky and wonderful as they come, always ready to team up for a spontaneous dance party or a daring raid on a neighboring village.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of absurdity awaits you? But one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment here!

XCraft: Musk’s Banhammer Brazil

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	128

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, like, in brazil they banned x, like the letter x, cuz elon musk was bein all like “nah, i ain’t gonna name no representative” and the judge was all like “well then, no more x for u brazil!” so now u gotta come to this server where we embrace all the x’s and have a blast buildin and explorin and stuff. plus, we got unicorns that fart rainbows and llamas that can speak french. it’s a wild ride, man. join us now before the x-less apocalypse hits!

SupernaLuna2.0: Where cows fly and creepers do the Macarena!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4027	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Zombie Dances:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Supernaluna SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/commander-legend/">Server</a>

Welcome to Supernaluna SMP Server

Join us for Season 2 as we embark on epic journeys together!

Visit our website and join our Discord server.

Features:

Plugin/Feature	Description
McMMO	Enhance your gameplay with RPG elements
Economy	Trade and earn in-game currency
Jobs	Take on different roles for rewards
Warps	Easy access to community locations
Veinminer	Quickly mine entire veins of ores
/sethome	Set your home location for teleportation
/rtp	Teleport randomly to explore new areas
Cosmetic Ranks	Get special roles based on playtime

Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
PvP must always be consensual
No x-ray, hacked clients or item duping
Zero tolerance for hate speech

Contact:

For any questions, contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord.

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?	A: No, the server is open to all players.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?	A: The community is made up of adults, but all ages are welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and experience the adventures together.

GreenGamerz Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on caffeine? Look no further than our server, where the 201st Wind blows with the force of a thousand creepers exploding at once! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). They teamed up with a group of players who were so skilled, they could defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Together, they built a castle so magnificent, even Notch himself would be jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Immergreen, a player so skilled at PvP that they once took on an entire army of griefers single-handedly and emerged victorious. Rumor has it that they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed and tame creepers as pets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2772
Gods Slained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the level of chaos we bring. We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting against the players, and the cows have formed a rebellion against the sheep.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal Minecraft activities like mining, crafting, and exploring. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the ocean suddenly turns into a lava pit or when the trees start dancing to disco music.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and remember, the only way out is through sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity!

FearlessSMP: What’s Your Fear?

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Void Gems Collected:	12	Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! Join us for a wacky adventure where the only thing you’ll be afraid of is running out of diamonds because our diamond veins are as plentiful as dirt blocks. So come join us and conquer your fear of creepers, or better yet, make friends with them and start a creeper army to take over the server!

CraftyCash: Build a Blocky Empire

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

If you had access to $5 million, you could join our Minecraft server and build a diamond palace so big that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous! You could hire a team of villagers to mine for you while you sit back and sip on golden apple juice. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted gear that will make you the most powerful player in the server! So come join us and turn that $5 million into virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!