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CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crops Grown:	4576
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchantments Applied:	93
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1379
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	5375	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Buildings Constructed:	35
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Potions Brewed:	90	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1242	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crops Grown:	2498
Dragon Eggs Found:	9835	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4264
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

celebration, creative holiday, creativity, fantasy celebration, festive occasion, fun holiday, holiday concept, holiday idea, imagination, innovative holiday, make-believe holiday, Minecraft, offbeat holiday, original celebration, out of the box celebration, quirky celebration, random holiday, RandomFest, smp, unconventional celebration, unique holiday, unusual celebration, whimsical holiday

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8226
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!