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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3704 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 900 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have chuubas that would make amazing soccer players! That’s right, these chubby little creatures have some serious skills when it comes to kicking around a blocky ball.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you’re tired of mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds, come join us and let our unicorn do all the hard work for you.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to? Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!
