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JewCraft Minecraft Server

ancient civilizations, ancient empires, ancient warfare, Carthaginian empire, cultural influences, historical events, historical perspectives, historical preferences, Jewcraft, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish faith, Jewish history, Jewish opinions, Jewish perspective, judaism, Minecraft, punic wars, religious beliefs, religious practices, religious traditions, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for players who want to experience the chaos of the Carthaginian empire prevailing in the Punic Wars! Join us and battle it out in epic PvP matches where you can ride elephants into battle and unleash your inner Hannibal. Plus, we have special quests where you can uncover ancient artifacts and unlock secret powers that will make you unstoppable. So why wait? Join our server now and rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible!

SassySMPQueen – The Minecraft SMP Meanie

Apology, Behavior, brother, CHANGE, cry, family, forgiveness, Friends, high school girlfriend, mean, meanie, Minecraft, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, Rude, SassySMPQueen, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, steal, take advantage, Weed

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ores Mined:	4063
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and dysfunctional Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of being a decent human being and want to embrace your inner jerk? Look no further, because on this server, we encourage you to be mean and rude to everyone you meet!

Join us if you enjoy making people cry, stealing from your loved ones, and just generally being a terrible person. Our community thrives on drama and betrayal, so if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner dick, this is the server for you!

But don’t worry, we’re all in this together. We’ll support you in your quest to be the biggest jerk you can be, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn something about yourself along the way. So come on, join us and let’s spread chaos and mayhem in the world of Minecraft!

WeddingDrama Minecraft Server

acceptance, blended family, children, Communication, Conflict, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, family, Grief, Loss, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Sadness, Server, stepmom, Support, Therapy, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingDrama

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of family drama and awkward situations? Then join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the wedding planning and step-family drama. Build your dream world and forget about forced smiles and fake happiness.

On our server, you can create a world where your mom is still with you and your dad isn’t marrying someone new. You can build a virtual paradise where you never have to deal with step-siblings or awkward family dynamics.

Join now and let your imagination run wild! Who needs a step-mom when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a world where you can be happy without all the drama. See you in the game, where family drama doesn’t exist!

KidRageCraft

car journey, children, Communication, condescending, crying, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, family, KidRageCraft, Meal, Niece, OFFENDED, Parent, parenting, quality time, relationships, sibling, spoiled, toddlers, walk

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of spending time with annoying toddlers who just won’t stop talking and crying? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only crying you’ll hear is from players who can’t handle the epic builds and intense battles!

Forget about embarrassing car rides and public meltdowns, on our server, you can explore vast worlds and build magnificent structures without any whiny toddlers in sight. Plus, if you ever feel like ignoring someone, just turn off your chat – problem solved!

Join us now and experience the joy of Minecraft without the hassle of dealing with spoiled children. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will leave you wanting more? See you in the game, where the only tears shed are tears of joy!

F16sAndMissilesMC

aggression, Air Force, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, F-16s, F16sAndMissilesMC, fighter jets, international relations, Military, missile attack, missile defense, nato, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War, Zelensky

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3

lol so like, ukraine was just minding their own business when russia was like “hey let’s launch a mass missile attack” and ukraine was like “nah fam, not today” so they whipped out their F-16s and were like pew pew pew! and zelensky was like “yeah we did that, we badass” so if u wanna be part of a server as epic as ukraine’s defense, join us now! we promise there will be no missile attacks, just good times and epic builds!

JupitersAndStarsCraft

Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic objects, Exoplanets, Formation, Images, JupitersAndStarsCraft, planetary formation, Planetary Systems, Planets, scientific discovery, six Jupiter-sized worlds, space exploration, space imaging, space technology, Stars, stellar evolution, Universe, Webb Telescope

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Magic Items Found:	2772
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

so like, we got this epic server that’s out of this world, literally. we got six freakin’ Jupiter-sized worlds for you to explore, all thanks to the Webb telescope. and get this, you can actually see how planets and stars form right before your eyes. it’s like watching a cosmic soap opera, but better. join us and witness the birth of a new universe, or something like that. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get spacey together!

Enival: Not Just Another Boring Vanilla Server, Embrace the Trust-based Madness! Join Us Now!

Boring, Calendars, Community, Discord, Embrace, Enhancing, Enival, Enjoyable, Experience, Fresh, Friendly, Griefers, Join, like-minded, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Players, Safe, Semivanilla, September, Server, smp, Survival, Trustbased, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust-based survival
Whitelist	Players need to apply to join for safety and community trust
Launch Date	Between September 13-15
Discord	Join the Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is Enival?

Enival is a community-focused Minecraft server that aims to provide an enjoyable, trust-filled survival experience for players.

Why Join Us Now?

Joining the Discord server now allows you to be part of the community before the Minecraft server goes live. It’s a chance to connect with like-minded players and be involved from the beginning.

What to Expect

Whitelist system for safety
Quality of life mods for enhanced gameplay
Launch date set for September 13-15

If you’re looking for a fresh Minecraft server experience with a welcoming community, Enival is the place for you. Join our Discord today and get ready for launch day!

BumpCraft Minecraft Server

A Very Meru Christmas, BEP, Blender models, BumpCraft, ClumsyDrawfag, creature quests, Dates.., Emulator, FANART, fanfiction, greentexts, Hogwarts Mystery, HPHM Visual Novel, Love5tar, Minecraft, modding, OpenMystery, PC Port, Pokemeru mod, quidditch, Reverse Engineering, Server, Unity

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	901	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	3649
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience the magic of Hgwarts Mstery in a whole new way? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken the mobile mechanics and thrown them out the window like a bad potion!

Our server, known as OpenMystery, is like a magical emulator that lets you play all the main quests, TLSQs, SQs, quidditch, creature quests, and even go on dates with your favorite characters. And the best part? We update the game whenever the base game updates, so you’ll always have new content to explore!

But that’s not all – we’ve got fanart, fanfiction, and even Blender models for you to enjoy. Plus, if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our related games like “A Very Meru Christmas” or the Pokemeru mod (download pokeabby in f95) – it’s like catching Pokemon, but with a magical twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the magic of Hgwarts Mstery take you on a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask our boys, Bep and Love5tar, they’ll tell you it’s the best decision you’ll ever make!

FrancoPastaCraft SMP

Blending, collaboration, Communication, compromise, Connection, culture, Diversity, Franco, FrancoPastaCraft, Fusion, Harmony, Italian, love, MERGE, Partnership, reconciliation, relationship, romance, smp, Thread, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old dirt huts and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Creeper Alliance as they fight for control of the server. Will you join forces with the fearless Chickens, who have mastered the art of egg-splosions? Or will you align yourself with the sneaky Creepers, who can explode at a moment’s notice?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he hoards all the rarest treasures in the server, so if you dare to challenge him, be prepared for a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

SisBlockNoContact

aita, aunt, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, difficult choices, emotional impact, family, LGBTQ, parenting, relationships, SisBlockNoContact, sister, Support, surrogate, Transgender, Transphobia, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

Explore the world with your fellow players and build amazing structures together, just like how this player built a family with the help of their sister as a surrogate. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming?

But beware, not everyone in this server is as accepting as our players. Watch out for those who may not support your decisions, just like the player’s conservative sister who had a change of heart.

Join us now for a chance to navigate through family dynamics, make tough decisions, and ultimately create a bond stronger than diamond armor. Who needs drama TV shows when you have our Minecraft server?