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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2001 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing faker than the news is the diamonds you’ll find? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of lies, deceit, and hilarious shenanigans.
Just like Putin and Trump denying their phone call, you’ll deny ever losing a PvP battle or falling in lava with all your precious loot. Who needs real news when you can create your own alternate reality in our server?
Forget about the Washington Post, Forbes, and Interfax – the only sources you need are our totally trustworthy players who will tell you all about the time they built a castle out of TNT or rode a pig off a cliff into a pool of water.
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