🍆💦AJTHEBOLD Forgotten SMP Minecraft Servers

NoBullyZoneMC

accusations, bully, bullying, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Disappointment, exclusion, family, favoritism, inclusion, Interacting, Nephews, nieces, NoBullyZoneMC, Playing, Protection, School, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, teachers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Ultimate AJTHEBOLD Forgotten SMP Minecraft Servers

NoBullyZoneMC

Stats November 21, 2024

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

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CraftyFoolsMC

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Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Stats November 21, 2024

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

Stats November 21, 2024

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Stats November 21, 2024

Incel-free Minecraft Server

Stats November 21, 2024

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

Stats November 21, 2024

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

Stats November 21, 2024

TaskFail1000

Stats November 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	7146
Potions Brewed:	123	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Towns Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dragons Tamed:	1

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	New Chunks Explored:	695075
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3