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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 4534 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of flying pigs wearing top hats. They were led by a chicken riding a llama, and together they sang a beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark” while shooting fireworks out of their butts. It was a sight to behold, and that player never looked at Minecraft the same way again.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this feathered treasure?
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs in top hats). Don’t be afraid in your cunt, embrace the madness and let the hilarity ensue!