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Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Divine Spears Created:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	163	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	181
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	740	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	144
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	577096
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.