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DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	894228
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	18	Void Armor Forged:	29
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Animals Bred:	172
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Animals Bred:	79

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3848	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!

Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!

WindowPeek Minecraft Server

Architecture, Buildings, cityscape, Clouds, HORIZON, landscape, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, Ocean, outdoors, Peaceful, scenery, Server, SKY, skyline, sunrise, sunset, Trees, Urban, view, WINDOW, WindowPeek

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of staring at the same boring view out your window every day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the view out your window is whatever you want it to be! Want to wake up to a majestic unicorn grazing in a field of rainbow-colored grass? Done. How about a giant flying taco soaring through the sky? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and escape the mundane reality of your everyday life!

Minecraft SMP – Flirting with Creepers #6556

Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, CREEPERS, daily tasks, Eicon search tool, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FLIRTING, Forums, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting tool, site drama, smp, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	108343	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	1592	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination… and your kinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with roleplaying, character profiles, and finding like-minded partners with similar fetishes. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplay, and our group forums have more depravity than you can shake a stick at.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to critique someone’s character? Go for it. Need feedback on your roleplay skills? We’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out our shitposting tool for some extra laughs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and explore endless worlds all while indulging in your wildest fantasies? Come join us and let your imagination run wild… and maybe a little kinky.