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ThirstyCrittersMC

adaptation, Animals, Beverage, biology, Drinking, ecology, Environment, Evolution, habits, health, humans, hummingbirds, hydration, Nature, nectar, physiology, species, Survival, ThirstyCrittersMC, Water, wildlife

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond pickaxe! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit! And don’t even get me started on the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a land of endless cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, why are you even here?

KetoCraft: Synapse Saviors

Aging mice, Aging research, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Diet benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, ketosis, Longevity, Memory, memory enhancement, metabolic health, Molecular signaling pathway, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological health, neuroprotection, Nutritional therapy, Saviors, synapse, Synapse function

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to all ur problems! we got dis crazy diet called da ketogenic diet that will make u live forever and remember everything like a boss.

we did dis study with mice and found out dat dis diet makes ur brain work better and helps u remember all da cool stuff u learn in minecraft. it’s like magic, but real!

join dis server and u will be like a super smart minecraft wizard, building epic stuff and never forgetting where u put ur diamonds. plus, u will live forever and be da healthiest player on da server.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and become da ultimate minecraft guru with da power of da ketogenic diet!

MineHeroAcademy Server

behead deku with an axe, blast a deku with a civil war cannon, burn deku in a furnace, castrate deku, drive over a deku’s head with a tank, drop kick a deku off a cliff, drown deku in piss, hang deku from trees, kill deku, launch deku into the sun, microwave deku, MineHeroAcademy, nuke a deku orphanage., obliterate deku, rape deku with a sword, roundhouse kick a deku into nuclear waste, Server, shit in a deku’s throat, slam dunk a deku into a wood chipper, smash deku with a rock, toss a deku into an active volcano, trample a deku with an elephant

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Crops Grown:	7631
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your pent-up rage on poor innocent Deku! From drop-kicking them off cliffs to launching them into the sun, we have every method of destruction you could ever dream of. Want to castrate a Deku or trample them with an elephant? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous stories to share with you about our adventures in annihilating Deku. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… right?

ZeldaHub Minecraft Server

#husband appreciation, Adventure, beautiful husband, epic journey, FANTASY, Franchise, Gamer Couple, Gaming, Hero, husband goals, Hyrule, Kasshiwa, legend, legend of zelda, love, marriage goals, Minecraft, Music, Nintendo, romance, Server, video games, ZeldaHub

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, come join us on our server where you can marry your very own Legend of Zelda character! That’s right, forget about Steve or Alex, now you can build a life with Kasshiwa, the charming Rito bard from Breath of the Wild.

Imagine waking up in your pixelated bed next to your pixelated husband, strumming his lute and serenading you with beautiful melodies. Together, you can embark on epic adventures, slay monsters, and maybe even save Hyrule (or at least your own little corner of it).

But be warned, jealous players may try to steal your man, so be ready to defend your love with your diamond sword and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your happily ever after with Kasshiwa!

RingOff Minecraft Server

#announcement, advice, Communication, Conflict, emotions, engagement ring, Etiquette, family, Honesty, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationships, RingOff, Server, Siblings, sister, social norms, special day, Support, Timing, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Votes:	6238

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a chance to witness epic family feuds and wedding woes like never before.

Picture this: a beautiful wedding, a happy couple, and a sneaky sister trying to steal the spotlight with her secret engagement. Will she get away with it, or will her little sis put her in her place? Only on our server will you find such juicy drama!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic showdowns between siblings, overbearing moms, and clueless grooms. Who will come out on top in this battle of wedding etiquette and family dynamics? Join now to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show, look no further. Join us for a wild ride of wedding drama and family chaos – you won’t want to miss a single moment!

CreepCaféNoMore

accusations, back and forth, cafe, creep, CreepCaféNoMore, customer loyalty, employee complaints, favorite spot, fixed the problem, Harassment, misunderstood, not returning, not wanting to go back, old schoolmate, record of payments, regular, RESOLVED, shift change, STARING, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9181
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We promise no crazy accusations of ogling or harassment here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about employees accusing you of anything. In fact, our virtual employees are programmed to love and appreciate all players equally. No drama, just gaming!

And if you’re worried about running into any troublemakers, fear not! We have a strict no-drama policy that ensures all players can enjoy their time on the server without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs accusations and misunderstandings when you can just focus on building and exploring in the virtual world? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

KarmaCraft Minecraft Server

bullying, childhood trauma, Closure, consequences, emotional scars, forgiveness, healing, high school, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, learning from mistakes, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, Redemption, regret, Retribution, Revenge, school bully, second chances, self reflection, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of getting picked on by your school bully? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special feature where you can summon a giant chicken to peck them to oblivion! Watch as they run in terror from the mighty clucks of justice! Join now and witness the epic showdown between bully and bird. Who will come out victorious? Only on our insane Minecraft server!

CraftyUnder100

affordable, asset, best, Budget, cost effective, CraftyUnder100, decision, Financial, frugal, Investment, long term, MONEY, practical, Purchase, Quality, savings, Smart, Under $100, useful, Value, Wise

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	216	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Have you ever spent $100 on a Minecraft server that literally transports you to a parallel universe where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding? Well, buckle up buttercup because that’s exactly what you’ll get when you join our server!

Not only will you be able to build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of evil llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco where all the zombies and skeletons go to let loose and bust a move?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because we also have TNT cannons).

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

beheading, brutality, Conflict, Creepercraft, crime, eastern europe, Evidence, international relations, investigation, Justice, Military, Minecraft, prosecutors, russia, Server, Soldier, suspects, Tragedy, tragedy of war, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of ukraine but with blocky characters and exploding sheep. come witness the chaos as players try to outbuild and outsmart each other in a virtual war zone. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama with pixelated swords and pickaxes? plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered. so grab your pixelated armor and join the fun before russia tries to steal all our virtual resources. let the games begin!

CraftyCreeperYTvsTurkey

#youtube, Censorship, commentator, Content Creator, controversy, CraftyCreeperYTvsTurkey, criticism, debate, freedom of speech, Islam, legal action, ONLINE, online debate, political tension, religious debate, religious freedom, social media, turkey, Turkish government, Video, Warrant

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Buildings Constructed:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Love Letters Sent:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

so like, imagine this, right? u join this cray cray minecraft server and u get to build ur own lil world and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got this wild story where a turkey is like “yo, i need to arrest this youtuber cuz he talkin bout islam too much” like what even is that? come join our server and escape the drama of real life with some blocky fun. plus, we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest castle ever. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make u go “lol wut?”