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Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2856
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Towns Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Crops Grown:	1078
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	887

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	86
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1572

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Alien Abductions:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!