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TipsyCraft

alcohol, bar, Carefree, celebration, Drinking, Friends, Fun, hangover, inhibition, intoxicated, Laughter, loosened up, Memories, night out, Party, regret, Relaxation, socializing, tipsy, TipsyCraft, Wild

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

CraftyBlockWars

arms sales, Conflict, Continues, controversy, CraftyBlockWars, criticism, defense industry, Delays, diplomatic tensions, germany, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, political decisions, qatar, Report, Sales, SELLING, Sparking, weapons

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Void Gems Collected:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

adverse reaction, GBS risk, Guillain-Barré syndrome, Guillain-Barre syndrome risk, GuillainBarre, Land, medical complications, neurological complications, neurological disorder, rare occurrence, rare side effect, rare vaccine adverse event, rare vaccine side effect, RSV vaccine, Syndrome, Vaccine Adverse Events, vaccine adverse reactions, vaccine complications, vaccine complications risk, vaccine risk, vaccine safety, vaccine side effects, vaccine-related illness

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

amazing, awe-inspiring, beauty, Breathtaking, crystal clear, Elemental, Epic, ESSENTIAL, invigorating, life-giving, life-sustaining, Majestic, Minecraft, Nature, Powerful, Pure, Refreshing, rejuvenating, Serene, Server, Tranquil, Water

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7526	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2877	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

best decision, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, empowerment, fulfillment, Happiness, impactful decisions, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, smp, success, transformation, wise choices

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Towns Built:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

building relationships, cultivating empathy, deep conversation starters, encouraging vulnerability, engaging queries, enhancing communication, expanding horizons, exploring perspectives, fostering connection, igniting creativity, introspective inquiries, meaningful dialogue, MineCraftQA, open-ended discussions, personal reflection, philosophical musings, promoting understanding, Self Discovery, sparking curiosity, strengthening bonds, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Buildings Constructed:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

alone, AMERICANS, blocks, busy, Communication, Community, Connection, Friends, friendship, Friendship Paradox, Friendship Time, friendship trends, ISOLATION, Lifestyle, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Paradox, relationships, Social Interaction, social trends, socializing, Technology, Time

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3891

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

adultsonly, Communication, Community, Discord, dramafree, Friendly, Fun, Glimmer, Groove, Hatefree, java, Minecraft, mingle, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newworld, Server, smp, Strict, SUPREME, Survival, Timezones, Voicechat, Welcoming, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Items Found:	6843
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Votes:	1722
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?