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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7125 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1581 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”