Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where mops are weapons and sweeping is a skill! Join our clean adventures now!

Adventures, Brewery, Build Theme, clean, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Fun, Janitors, Join, Lore, Mops, nation, Plugins, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, SimpleVC, skill, smp, Sweeping, weapons, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1023	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

The Best Worldbuilding and RP Server!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugin
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is joining the Discord mandatory?	Yes, joining the Discord is required for all members.
Are there any specific build themes?	No, there are no specific build themes, players can build in any era, genre, or style.
Can I create my own nation?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own culture, nation, and story.
What kind of events are hosted?	Events vary from lore-related to in-game fun, and players can also host their own events.

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your troubles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that will distract you from those dark thoughts.

On our server, you can build your dream world and escape from the harsh realities of life. You can team up with other players to defeat dragons, explore hidden caves, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns exist in our Minecraft world)!

Forget about your depressing fantasies and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join our server today and let the healing power of Minecraft wash away all your worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: GracelessGamerJordaynne

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about Jordaynne Grace and Megan Bayne. These two players were once best friends, building beautiful structures together and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. But one day, Jordaynne accidentally set off a TNT trap that almost injured poor Megan! It was a hilarious disaster that had us all laughing for days.

So if you want to be a part of a server where anything can happen, where friendships are tested and alliances are formed, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our Minecraft SMP!

WeddingGate Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Animals Bred:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of being excluded from weddings just because you haven’t tied the knot? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, whether you’re single, married, or in a complicated relationship with a creeper.

Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can crash as many virtual weddings as you want, no RSVP required! Build your own wedding venue and invite all your friends, even if they’re just pixels on a screen.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your fun, come join our server where everyone is invited, no matter their relationship status. Who needs a save the date when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities? See you at the altar… or the crafting table!

BurntBaeCuisineCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than my girlfriend’s overcooked chicken? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes burnt chicken look like a gourmet meal. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and apologies just like in the story above. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Come join us and see if you’re the asshole or the hero in our crazy virtual world!

BlockBusterFails

bad acting, BlockBusterFails, Cliches, excessive CGI, films, gratuitous violence, lack of creativity, lack of diversity, lack of originality, lack of representation, lazy storytelling, movie industry, overused tropes, poor character development, poor writing, predictable endings, reliance on stereotypes, uninspired filmmaking, unnecessary sequels, unrealistic plotlines

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old movies that follow the same tired formulas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Say goodbye to predictable plot twists and hello to giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment in any Hollywood blockbuster. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just don’t forget to watch out for the exploding sheep!

WiggleWagCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to measure your manhood is by the wiggle of your pixelated peepee! no more insecurities, just pure blocky fun and ridiculousness.

we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that gives you super jumping powers.

our admin is a talking cow who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. if you can make him laugh, he’ll give you a magical cowbell that summons a herd of flying cows to carry you around the server.

we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually just really bad at hide and seek. if you can find them all, they’ll teach you how to turn invisible and prank your friends.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft server and unleash your inner weirdo! just remember, the bigger the wiggle, the bigger the wag!

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are mature enough to use the player-driven economy!

Abilities, Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, creativity, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Homes, hopper filters, Journey, lagoon, Leaderboards, marketplace, Mature, Playerdriven, QoL features, Skills, smp, Squids, Stormy, Support, Survival, Warps

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mines Excavated:	2756	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters! With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

CoolCountryCraft – Minecraft Server

chill vibes, cool countries, cool people, CoolCountryCraft, country stereotypes, cultural attitudes, Cultural differences, cultural perceptions, fun hangouts, global comparisons, international comparisons, lame countries, Minecraft, national characteristics, national coolness, national identities, Server, social behavior, social dynamics, social interactions, social norms, social perceptions, societal attitudes

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Animals Bred:	34
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers full of lame players from boring countries? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for cool kids from the coolest countries! We’ve got players from Antarctica, where they build igloos out of diamonds and ride polar bears to battle creepers. And don’t even get us started on the players from Atlantis, who can breathe underwater and mine for emeralds in the depths of the ocean. So if you want to hang out with the coolest people from the coolest countries, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ Friday Night Frenzy

bears, Belichick, broncos, Burrow, Cards, Coach, Conduct, DB Coleman, fins, Frenzy, FRIDAY, Friday Night edition, HC, hof, LB Taylor, LT Jackson, Minecraft, NFL, night, pass rush, payton, preseason finale, QBs, rams, Seahawks, smp, suspended, TE coach, WAIT, WR Jones

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Belichick building a football stadium in 2026, or see Cards WR Jones getting suspended for trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon. Rams LT Jackson might be banned for two games for griefing, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

And if you’re lucky, you might catch Payton trying to keep three QBs on his team, or witness Bears trading for Seahawks LB Taylor to boost their pass rush. Plus, Bears DB Coleman might make a miraculous recovery from a creeper explosion and head home from the hospital.

But the real kicker? Fins TE coach is rumored to take over as the head admin in the second half of the season! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

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