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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 175 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”
But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!
Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!
