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PollsMC – The Real Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Accuracy, actual status, Citizens, current events, data analysis, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, INFORMATION, Minecraft, Political, PollsMC, public opinion, real, real polls, research, smp, statistics, survey, transparency, Truth, Voting

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build Battle” where the theme is always “Build a giant potato wearing a tutu”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics”, where players compete in explosive events such as “Creeper Javelin” and “Enderman High Jump”.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MidSeatArmrests Minecraft Server

airplane armrests, airplane conflict, airplane decorum, airplane etiquette, airplane seating, airplane seating etiquette, armrest controversy, armrest etiquette, armrest rules, armrest sharing, armrest usage, flight discomfort, flight manners, middle seat, middle seat problems, MidSeatArmrests, Minecraft, passenger rights, Server, travel behavior, travel conflict, travel dilemma, travel etiquette

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Runes Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re flying first class? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the luxurious comfort of a middle seat on an overbooked flight!

Join us for the ultimate armrest battle, where you’ll fight for your right to rest your weary head on those coveted armrests. Will you be the one to claim victory and secure your spot as the armrest champion? Or will you be left neck pain and armrest-less like our friend on the flight?

With crazy conflicts and outrageous rules, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained and on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the armrest wars and come out on top!

BabyCraft: No Shower Drama

Affair, animosity, awkward guests, baby shower, baby sleeping arrangements, BabyCraft, combined shower, Communication Issues, conundrum, Drama, due dates, family dynamics, family tension, happily married, Invitations, judgmental, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, Resentment, separate shower, shower, sibling rivalry, support system

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Potions Brewed:	46

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters!

So, picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of pregnant villagers having a heated argument over baby showers. One is accusing the other of being judgmental for wanting their baby to sleep in their own room sooner, while the other is planning a combined shower against their wishes. Drama, am I right?

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic baby shower showdown in Minecraft history! Will they settle their differences and have a joint celebration, or will they each have their own separate shower? The tension is palpable, and the stakes are high!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the villagers have hidden special loot in the form of baby supplies around the server. Will you be able to find them and claim your reward? Only the bravest and most resourceful players will succeed!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest baby shower drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this!

CraftyRoadRage

aggressive drivers, CraftyRoadRage, cutting people off, distracted driving, driving too fast in bad weather, honking unnecessarily, not checking blind spots, not following speed limits, not merging properly, not respecting right of way, not stopping for pedestrians, not using headlights, not using turn signals, not yielding, reckless driving, road construction, road rage, slow drivers, tailgating, texting while driving, traffic jams

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of getting stuck in traffic jams and dealing with annoying drivers on the road? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate driving experience without any pesky traffic lights or road rage.

Picture this: you’re cruising down a pixelated highway in a diamond-encrusted Lamborghini, blasting your favorite tunes on the in-game radio. Suddenly, a herd of zombie pigs crosses your path, but no worries – just hit the turbo boost and watch them fly!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a custom-built race track where you can challenge other players to epic races. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try out our “Skydiving with Endermen” event where you plummet from the highest point in the game while dodging teleporting mobs.

So why waste your time dealing with real-life traffic when you can join our server and drive like a boss in a world where anything is possible? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Blinken’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

$20 billion, Adventure, Approves, arms deal, arms trade, blinken, Blinkens, blocky, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military equipment, Minecraft, sale, SECURITY, Server, united states, weapons, WORTH..

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mines Excavated:	1592
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3835	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Emeralds Found:	5123	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Towns Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Want a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest, most bonkers server in town!

Join us and you’ll be slaying zombies with diamond swords like a boss, building epic castles taller than the Ender Dragon, and mining for rare ores deeper than the Nether! But wait, there’s more!

Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot, like enchanted armor that makes you invincible and potions that give you super speed! Plus, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Endermen and save the world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember, Blinken approves sale to Israel of military equipment worth over $20 bln… wait, what? Ignore that last part, just come join the fun!

HijabHavocCraft

alleged, discrimination, gender equality, Headscarf, hijab law, HijabHavocCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, Iranian woman, legal issue, MIDDLE EAST, News, paralysed, physical harm, religious law, Shooting, social justice, tragic incident, VIOLATION, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Items Found:	8737
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Towns Built:	2
Ores Mined:	3030	Alien Abductions:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape all the crazy drama of the real world like this iranian woman who got paralysed over a hijab law violation like wtf 😂😂 on our server u can build ur own world and wear whatever u want without getting shot at 😜😜 plus we have the craziest mini games like chicken jousting and llama racing 🐔🦙 so come join us and leave all the real world craziness behind 😎😎

WhisperWalk Olympics

athletes, Athletics, Competition, determination, Endurance, fast walking, Focus, loudest whispering, Olympic, olympic games, olympics, perseverance, physical activity, racewalking, rules, SPEED, sports, Stamina, strategy, Technique, Training, WhisperWalk

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6939
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we do olympic fast walking but with a twist! instead of walking quietly, we scream at the top of our lungs like a bunch of banshees! it’s like the loudest whispering competition you’ve ever seen!

we have insane challenges like building a roller coaster out of diamonds or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens with nothing but a carrot.

our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until you pee your pants (but don’t worry, we provide free diapers for all new players).

so come on down to our server and join the chaos! who knows, you might just become the next minecraft champion of the world (or at least of our server)!

NanoPlasticPurgeCraft

#sustainability, clean technology, clean water, eco-friendly, efficiency, Environmental Science, innovation, liquid-based solution, Mizzou, nanoparticle removal, NanoPlasticPurgeCraft, nanoplastics, plastic particles, plastic pollution, pollution control, research, scientists, solvent, Technology, Water, water purification

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got scientists dat can remove like 98% of nanoplastics from water! Dey use some liquid stuff to trap dem plastic bits and den BOOM, clean water for everyone! It’s like magic but real, so come join da fun and help save da environment, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, right? So what are u waiting for? Come build, mine, and save da world with us!

ElfCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, character design, creative content, digital avatar, ElfCraft, FANTASY, Gaming, half elves, hololive, Japanese entertainment, Minecraft, Online content creation, online streaming, pure blooded elf, role playing, Server, sora, storytelling, virtual community, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Towns Built:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where even the NPCs have conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the mystery of why hololive only has half elves. Some say it’s because the pure blooded elves were too busy partying in the enchanted forest to join the server. Others believe that a mischievous group of gnomes cast a spell to banish them to the realm of unicorns and rainbows. But one thing’s for sure, if you want to meet the elusive sora, the self-proclaimed half elf, you’ll have to hop on this server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride full of magic, mayhem, and half elves galore!

/MineGig SMP – Minecraft SMP Madness

Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, character banner, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Event, genshin impact, IGN Teaser, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Minecraft, MineGig, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, weapon banner, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Animals Bred:	31
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP server? Well, let me tell you, it’s not just any ordinary server, it’s a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

We have special events happening all the time, like the “Energy Amplifier: Lemma” event where you can harness the power of the elements to create epic builds. And don’t forget about the “Bing-Bang Finchball” event, where you can play a crazy game of Finchball with your friends.

Our current character banner features Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor. But that’s not all, our weapon banner includes the Aqua Simulacra (Bow) and the Lumidouce Elegy (Polearm) – perfect for slaying dragons and creepers alike.

And if you join now, you’ll get daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems! Just use the code “GENSHINGIFTNAJEWZTD7XD5” and watch the gems roll in.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP server and embark on a wild adventure like never before. Who knows, you might even find a secret diamond mine guarded by a herd of dancing llamas!