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The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Crops Grown:	7017	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Villages Defended:	13

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Votes:	8524
Falling into the Void:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6670	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Star Shards Collected:	271
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	111677

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

UnderwearWarsMC

Adulthood, aita, babied, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, husband, INDEPENDENCE, man child, Marriage, MIL, Mother, personal chores, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Unattractive, underwear, UnderwearWarsMC

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!