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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 8984 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 69 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a sitcom episode where your dad thinks he’s being funny by embarrassing you in front of strangers. But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun (or at least that’s what our therapist says).
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s as unpredictable as my dad’s sense of humor, come join us! Just remember to wear a bra, or be prepared for some unexpected commentary from our crew of construction workers.